this post is literally just straight people patting themselves on the back
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
True love never gets old!
I am Rita
I wish to have love like this.
I am shedding tears
God I love old people
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
This is the most comforting thing
A guy can do for a woman.
pat pat pat pat